Jesus…..motherfucking christ….GeneO

So Gene sends me this pic all fucked up on morphine and says “Doc, how does this look? Is it right?”

“It looks expensive” I say.
Well, thats a drain thats inserted into Gene’s Pleural space….because I’m assuming that he has/had a partially collapsed lung and as it re-expands to occupy the cavity, there will be serous fluid that needs evacuation…….dude, I’m more impressed with GeneO’s presentation of chest hair…that shit it straight up Austin Powers. I do like the lead placement…..straight up fucking midwest. But what do I know, I’m just a mild manored Dentist.

This poor fucker nail gunned a nail straight up and it missed all his teeth while having the butt of the nail stop itself in the hard palate. A few inches to the left or right would have put the nail into his eye (orbit) but ironically, it just barely grazed his frontal cortex. And just FYI, this guy came to the hospital 5 days after the ‘incident’ because he couldn’t take time off work..What a rock star.
What else can I show you?

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